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Ove´s News Agency (ONA) / 3.3.2000
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Lousy weather: 0° , snowing wet socks, foul wind. |
| Disgusting corruption scandal disclosed: Kennel dog accepts cookie bribe to stop barking at guests. Our spokesman refuses to reveal the names of the parties involved, but assures us it won´t happen again. | |
This news will eventually be replaced, tomorrow or some other day.
